- Where to get: Y8
- Cost: The game is free
- Love Interests: One (male)
- Time to beat: Around 10 minutes
I never expected to try out terrible dating games on flash game websites, but now I realize that it’s actually quite fun in a sort of painful way. This game was less painful than Get Your Boyfriend because the mini-games in this one were more varied. The goal of the game, as the broken English explains it anyway, is to do “mischievous” things on a date. Only one thing would I actually say is “mischievous”; the rest are just stupid. The main gimmick of the game is that a cop is patrolling and doesn’t want you to have fun, so whatever you’re doing, you have to do it quickly and stop in the middle and let the cop pass. You have three lives, and once they’re out, you start over. You have a max of ten minutes. Oh, the game also has achievements, but since I doubt you’ll be making an account, they don’t much matter.
One important thing to note is that the game requires you to either login, or “save data to your PC”, so I probably have some jank files on my PC somewhere since you know I didn’t make an account.
You have eight different “mischievous” things you need to do:
- A difficult hotdog stacking game (and I think you just waste a bunch of hotdogs, because the stand closes once you finish this mini-game, so you might have ruined the merchandise)
- Kiss your boyfriend without the dog seeing you and barking
- Make filters on a photo match another photo
- Do your makeup
- Take three selfies (without your boyfriend in them for some reason???)
- Do a maze
- Braid your boyfriend’s hair
- Clean up trash (why would the cop hate you for cleaning up garbage?)
As you can see, only the hotdog thing is even remotely “mischievous”. There is a “no kissing sign”, so you could argue kissing your boyfriend is “mischievous”, but you know people do it all the time, so it’s not really that weird. If you do play the game, make sure to do the hotdog game first as it is the hardest mini-game and might take you a few tries. The kissing your boyfriend game takes at least a full minute to do, so make sure you leave time for that one.
The best thing about the game is probably the art. It is pretty cute, and the main character has cat ears for some reason, but it makes her cuter to me. The kissing bubble above the character’s heads also says “chu”, so if the neko ears weren’t enough, the “chu” shows that this game took some influence from Japanese pop culture.
Should you play?:
As I said, it’s better than Get Your Boyfriend, but it’s still not particularly fun. The hotdog game was irritating, but the rest were okay-ish. I wouldn’t really recommend it.